Not whether I should accept it or not: LOL. I genuinely felt in two minds as to how to react. Surely he’s aware that enjoying sucking di*k is literally one of the entry requirements for not being straight. I really don’t understand the psychology of a guy who would say this (though my lack of understanding admittedly didn’t extend to not accepting the blowjob, thank you very much). This is a quote airlifted from a guy who offered me a blowjob just this past weekend on a stag do. Here are my top 5 tips for gay encounters with a straight person…ġ) “I’m straight but I just like sucking di*k”. And if you haven’t, what have you been doing with your life? This is a gay blog for gays and this week’s entry is going to break down the different types of “no homo bro” encounters you might have and how to play them. Chances are that we’ve all got with a “straight” guy before.